when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass
dogs: insecure, maintain a facade of perpetual happiness to elicit attention and affection from other, is willing to pay attention to anyone for the slightest bit of acknowledgement, completely breaks down emotionally and disassociates when denied what it craves, makes you the object of it’s affection out of fear of being alone, changes hairstyles every week trying to fit in with a new subgroup, doesn’t listen to half the bands they say they do
cats: secure, confident, only give affection to those it deems emotionally and mentally fit to engage with it on an intimate level, has hobbies besides you(and a fleshed out personality), their plans about dismantling capitalism are meticulously plotted around how to care for those it negatively effects the most
"excuse me your bra is showing"
my bra? wait *flexes mucles* maybe you meant *rips off shirt* my bara is showing? *punches a bear*